Saturday, July 22, 2017

Very Nice

Very nice is not very nice. It is no good in fact. It's a waste. For a  matter of fact Very Good, Great, Wow, Nice, Superb, Beautiful, Beautiful Pic, Lay Bhari, Mashahalla etc etc are all in the same category. They are explanation marks!! They are definitely not comments. FB has given you option of "Like" (now with some further options) to say you are in sync. If you need or feel like commenting then write properly a few sentence or atleast some phrases pertaining to the post. If you hve put like n want to put similar words like those described above then don't do it. They mean nothing. They are understood in that Like of urs. You are making a fool of urself.
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A comment shud be such that it shud prompt/encourage the other side to comment in reply. Write in Hindi, write with cartoons/pictures, write a joke pertaining to the post, write some old instance it reminded you of but please dont write explanation words. It is not necessary that you comment on all post. But if you want to comment then do it in true spirit. People will love you for it.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Ramdev vs Rest of the World (Multinational Co-s)



CURRENT NEWS IN BRIEF

Some Good News
Some Better than Good News
I don't report Bad News as enuf others do it better than me.

The Good News is that it has been reported by Ramdev that their current profits n turnover hve increased many folds and The Better news is that such is not the case of Multinationals in similar fields. Good News is that projected for the next year by The Guru is that there is a many folds further increase and corresponding Better News is that competitors are taking note of it. It is heard that hurdles are being created by roping in duplicators to churn those greesy machines faster to produce more of fake of these faster growing products. Now the best news is that these managers who were getting kickbacks from underword lords for getting their own products duplicated are spending from their pockets to create additional supply of inferior products of now hot selling ones and so more money is coming into the Indian economy from these overseas companies. Purpose is solved.
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There Is Good News of a fatwa being issued to stop using Patanjali as Cow's urine is being used. The Better News is that now Govt agencies will check ALL PRODUCTS to see which hve got urine n those which hve got harmful chemicals. Again purpose solved.

Finally the BEST NEWS is that Baba Ramdev is dancing even if you call it Yoga ... See the picture closely ... Happy Man ... winning war againts Multi Billion Dollar Companies.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Patanjali Rose Kanti Soap Review


Patanjali Rose Kanti Soap as the name suggests wud be a soap based on Rose. Even the wrapper highlights to a similarly feeling. To the contrary ... I might say to a very mild soap of a still milder fragrance. The paaar-fume failed the nose test n so this fumed tone! The light pink cake in hand does have appeal but then those looks are of lesser importance than how it makes you look. Lol. I wud say for those tender baby skins which many hve miraculously managed to parlour in ... it cud be a choice. For me something more rugged n macho wud do better. Price Rs 19 for 75 grm is moderate if we consider the on going inflation. One star goes down the drain (just like soapy water) for naming a product wrongly. I wud not hve touched it if it was appropriately mentioned somewhere "For you Madame". An obvious star went for the perfume. The Indian Product star remains intact. The brand loyalty star though on shaky wicket gets the benieft of doubt. For the 5th star I'll hve to find reason. In all a tuff on mind review for a simple product. Buy it. Try it n please help me find that missing star!
Stars ☆☆     ...    ☆?

Friday, April 22, 2016

Guddu ... My inspiration n mentor.



For those of you who were eager to hear from Guddu's end on my including her in my posts many a times here is something she has gifted you all. What follows comes direct from the horse's mouth!
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Having become a daily feature in my dear old man's post as a nerdy, study obsessed, nuts-about-physics-person; I felt compelled to step out of the role of this fictional character and make certain statements as yet unrevealed... Ahem... For one, Mamaji glorifies me beyond measure and quite contrary to the picture he presents, it's actually I, who is his ardent fan and reader.... He inspires me and tickles me with his wit and has been an incessant support system, from the eternity that I've lived and will live :-)
He was very anti-reading frivolous books when young but has evolved to relish the art of reading and writing, particularly when it comes to anecdotes of life or appreciating the wilderness and nature. He has always been a natural photographer and a very comforting conversationalist. Ever enthusiastic for trying new things and sightseeing, he is one man who can be the perfect tourist and guide simultaneously. I hope you enjoy the pearls he shells out from time to time and find him startlingly modern in both his mindset and adaptability... It's a privilege to share him with all of you and I'm sure you won't get enough of this show man... I still haven't!

Cheers,
Guddu

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Patanjali Neam Kanti Soap Review / Repeat



Inspired n pushed by my niece Guddu to write as critic I hve soap for you today. Not those operas/tv serials but that solid rock you cud bathe with.
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They say Indian history is rich in knowledge n one such yoga guru has taken upon himself to enlighten us with secrets of ayurveda. Aaj Patanjali Neem Kanti ke baat karay gay. Don't go by the packing. Let's get under the the wrapper.
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The first gentle caress with the full gush of water from the shower gave out an aroma which had me imagining that girl ... of that neva to forget ... Liril ad. Babaji (owner of Patanjali) advertise karo yaar! Lot of models are left high n dry after close down of Kingfisher Airlines.
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Neem as an inherent property has bad odour. But these gurus hve done some tweaking here. Next the lather. Theek tha. Now the shock ... it got my whole body oily. Oh shit ... I felt like flushing down that green piece in the WC. But wait ... I gave it a second try n behold ... that oil was extracted from my own body. This time it was like ... I forgot the name of the best soap in the world. Lol. Magic I thot but then Neem and that too in the hands of a baba ... this time I mean Baba Chand Singh ... was osum.
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Finally the talk about its value. Lets see it from a villagers point of view becose prices effect them most. The scene is set to a small n only shop in a village of India. Customer is a young boy of 10 years. "Rahim Chacha aap nay Patanjali sabun day diya hai. Kitnay din chalega!" Chacha replies "Beta nahogay nahi toh sadiyo chalaya ga warna 15 rupay mai 15 din toh pakka hai". "Accha Chacha aadha day do. Paisay kum hai!" ... got me a tear!
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But back to the review ... I did find it a compactly made product which wud last atleast 7 days considering we in the city bathe twice!

Stars ☆☆☆☆☆
Plus: Indian Product ... just like water don't let our money go down the drain ... this time I mean International holes!
Minus: Nothing.

Jungle Book ... Movie Review / Repeat

Jungle Book.

Seeing a movie in 3D itself can be a thrill. If the technical aspect of filming is faultless then entertainment value enhances immensely like in this flick. The kid in me njoyed every frame screened. There were some hair raising moments which females may not feel ... simply because well waxed arms don't get that sensation. Lol. Animals hve animatedly played their part well. Mowgli without doubt steals the show. This kid is so so cute. Loved the escape from reality into which the movie carried each one n sundry ... child or adult. I'm restraining myself from using Hindi words here which are reserved for the Hindi version when I see it. I've heard that that version has some popular verses/songs.
Stars ☆☆☆☆
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2 days after the initial review.
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Songs remain forever. Words spoken/written can't be erased if made public. That the movie is good is known to everyone now. That there are no hair raising moments. That this was wrongly said above. That there are goose bump moments which will be njoyed by all. No discrimination against female audiences! Lol. Go see n njoy the movie. Star rating is being enchanted. (Money has come in)
New Rating ... Stars ☆☆☆☆☆

Enjoy the best song of the Hindi Version at below link.

https://youtu.be/RnO1usyMyEo

Life Jackets

For me Life Jackets are not just those that they show you when you are being instructed before takeoff in an airplane. They can be those that can do more than their own weight ... they can save a hulk. Thrown into this raging ocean of bloggers at first I felt like making water my best friend. Let it embrace me, cuddle me, get over me. Omg ... over me meant drown. Neva cud I let that happen. I had to defend those encouraging words that I had received for my first plunge. My first saviour came from two doctors. Dr. Jyoti* and Dr. Usha Desai ji**. "Keep writing" was their comment. In contrast to "Keep Walking" ... an ad ... which always haunts me and it shud be my nxt post. Life Jacket thus got my meaning n definition. Now I shud not drown. For my blog I hve support of a few people like * & ** above & Guddu (my niece)*** who is always with a flame at my tail and so I shud manage to face the tidal wave if n when it comes from some MNC critics. (MNC has more meaning than what you are thinking. Lol). It shall be expanded on n upon in due course.
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Time has always been my constraint to pick up the pen ... now better known as the keyboard ... further qualified to mean ... the keypad of a phone but as a good boy I shall keep you company by stealing moments from my sleeping hours. Good Morning. Sleep time is over!
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Love n Regards
Chand Singh

*Dr Jyoti Raut is a practising doctor who has given new meaning to photography. An amateur who beats many a professionals ... hollow. If it's pictures then I hve to be her fan.

**Dr Usha Desai ji is that one person whom everyone will love. At an age of about 80 I find her to be young.  I consider her as my teacher, philosopher n guide. Retired as doctor she co-hosts our Tree Appreciation Walks. Tree, plants, insects, nature ... you name it/ask it n she will answer from memory.

***Guddu my niece has the Mantra to stand 1st/2nd in any exams she appears for (Science with Physics that she is currently into can be tuff). I'll let the cat out. She has no Facebook Account. Rest ask her.